I "thought" I could pee standing up....

Today I decided to venture out into the world and use the pStyle. I thought that I had practiced enough and was quite adept at said product.
I was wrong!
I don't know why it didn't work this time. Was the nozzle angle incorrect? Was the "seal" not strong enough? Was the nozzle too short to get past my pants? All unanswerable questions. Because once your start to pee your pants, your logical mind leaves your body and you just start to do body contortions to try and reach the toilet. And, in my now considerable experience, said contortions make the matter worse. Oy.
Thankfully I had a change of pants in my car.